Humorous Wedding Speech - Written Guidelines from the Bride

Humorous Wedding Speech - Written Guidelines from the BrideGood evening Ladies and Gentlemen - I must inform you that Ive had quite a heavy night and Im still feeling a little fragile. So please spare a thought and try not to clap alike loudly during my speech because Ive got a dreadful hangover and a splitting headache. Youd think Id know better than to be out drinking in the early hours of the morning the night before a big espouse - but Davids a good garter (mate) and he needed some company. Now, Im sure a number of the guys here today have been a best man at a wedding before, but I wonder how many of you have ever received written guidelines from the bride to be? Before I go any further, Id like to rationalise that two weeks ago I received this email from Phylis I was very pleased when David asked you to be best man at our wedding. I knew that by selecting you, he ha...